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Medical science to the rescue

March 1, 2011
Do you suffer from working for total douchebags? Do they ask you to do in five minutes what really takes you five hours? Do they then submit your work to their superiors or to the customer passing it off as their own? Well you need Fukitol.
That’s right, medical science finally has the answer for you. We here at BioBlöd labs have been working away at a cure for cancer for twenty+ years now. Then we all got sick of each other’s shit and decided to work on this instead.
Friends treating you badly when you fail to live up to their high expectations? Fukitol. Have three days worth of work to do if only you could get the damn machine working in the first place? Fukitol. Some asshole nearly run you off the road because he’s not paying attention and definitely not using his goddamn turn signal? Fukitol.
Colleague Fluxor opines about bullshit review rating systems. Afterall, you do good work and you get a little fucking raise and a lot more work. Do totally shitty work and you get a little less than a little fucking raise and no more work. So what is the motherfucking point? We’re sending Fluxor a free sample of our excellent new drug.
When your boss is a totally fucking useless douchebag, your coworkers are ignorant pieces of shit, and every other asshole is just pissing you off: Fukitol.
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3 Comments leave one →
  1. March 1, 2011 4:41 pm

    I'll buy stock in the company.jc

  2. March 1, 2011 5:45 pm

    I'll be checking my mailbox once every 15 minutes. Is it possible to overdose? I'm afraid I may go through an entire bottle in 1 day.

  3. March 1, 2011 11:11 pm

    Fluxor, I'm afraid you'll need MORE THAN a bottle a day! Does it come in IV form?jc

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